Good Cop, Bad Cop
Friday, March 16th, 2007
So, today, we are going to discuss the Good cop/Bad cop interrogation technique. Would you like that? Great! Let’s get started. For this technique, you need two cops, a small room and a suspect - that’s you! I’m good cop and I want to be your friend. Would you like to be my friend? Let’s be friends. Now that we are two friends in one room, we can learn about interrogation techniques.
Also, I wrote a short story about a moron trying to buy coffee. This one, sadly, is unavailable online, unless you are a reviewer on the flash fiction section of zeotrope virtual studio which is unlikely. Zeotrope appears to my rheumatic eyes to be something more than an online mouse pad for young scamps to dribble poetry on, like drugged up rascals.
I also entered the thing you can’t read into a short story competition, which I won’t mention either, because I am going to lose. In fact, you never read this paragraph. You were never here.