Ark Times
A small ad in today’s “Ark Times”:
Wanted, someone to build ark, then fill it with animals, including ducks.
When I answered, it turned out to be God.
“Today“, he said, “could be your lucky day. I need an ark, and fast.“
I told him that my ark building experience was somewhat limited. He asked how limited and I said that it was limited to landscape gardening, which is what I actually do. He said that didn’t matter, as I would have a huge incentive to get the work finished, which he’s not yet prepared to tell me about, but sort of maybe involves rain.
It was all going fine until I asked about the ducks. God got really angry and said, “I do hope you’re not going to argue about that, not like the last guy did.”. I said “No, no ducks are fine with me. It’s your money“. He seemed happier then. Told me he wants me to get started next week.
Now I just have to call in sick for a month. I’ll tell the neighbors it’s an art installation.
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